Crap Parenting: Sweatin to the oldies

Me, attempting some dumb a** crossfit in the back yard: hhhmmeeaagh . . . pant pant

Daughter on swing next to me: "Daddy, you're all sweaty . . . except your lips . . . "

Thanks sweetie. Just remember when you go to bed, your toys are cute on the outside (mostly . . . when they're not creepy) but on the inside is this kinda business.