Daughter: "Daddy, I love momma twice as much as you and both of you twice as much as each other".
Me: "uh, I love you too sweetie."
Me, to son: "Buddy, would you turn on the light over the table please?"
Son: "Yay! We don't have to save money anymore!" (In reference to my admonition to turn off lights so we can save money for fun things, like disneyland . . . . ).