Me: reaching for remote to TV
Son, who rarely, if ever, raises his voice in anger, squealing in anguish and horror at my fiddling with the new TV for the umpteenth time and clearly can't help himself:
"No daddy! No!! Put that down!"
(I mean, man's gotta know if we're getting a 1080i signal . . . but there's nothing like knowing you have the power to drive your kids crazy . . . . )