Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Muchos Felicidades para mi amigo Chris!

Evidently, Kempie does OTHER things besides moving massive quantities of weight and being a firefighter trainee. Hmm.

So be sure to come here, proud papa, for all your cut rate parenting advice!!! I stack it deep and sell it cheap! No credit good! Bad credit better!!! If you can find a better deal in town I will refund you the difference!! Guaranteed*

Actually there's only one bit of parenting I know works every time: "No one knows what the heck they're doing."

So, it's hard to mess up standard like that . . . which is why daily I declare victory and go home . . .



*not a guarantee

1 comment:

Rock Bottom Bruce said...

"Actually there's only one bit of parenting I know works every time: "No one knows what the heck they're doing." "

ah Patrick that's where you're wrong... you've obviously forgotten those that don't and never have had kids.... they are all knowing in the ways of parenting..... I would add "just ask them" but there's no need; they'll volunteer their wisdom everytime....