Evidently, Kempie does OTHER things besides moving massive quantities of weight and being a firefighter trainee. Hmm.
So be sure to come here, proud papa, for all your cut rate parenting advice!!! I stack it deep and sell it cheap! No credit good! Bad credit better!!! If you can find a better deal in town I will refund you the difference!! Guaranteed*
Actually there's only one bit of parenting I know works every time: "No one knows what the heck they're doing."
So, it's hard to mess up standard like that . . . which is why daily I declare victory and go home . . .
*not a guarantee