Update: Note to self: edit for clarity:
I'm sorry . . . Whoppers (the malted milk balls . . . not the burger) are food of the gods . . . . .besides, what is this article saying besides:
Don't eat the stuff they sell at the movie theatres . . . . . . you know, like popcorn . . cokes . . . candy.
I swear, stuff like this is annoying because . . . like cigarette cartons, they've been telling us for 20 years: "don't eat like this". Good for them. Like movies will be better with some celery. Oh, and while I'm on the subject . . . in cultures where Tofu is like, good, like China, and Japan . . . what do they make jokes about? Hot dogs? Just askin' . . . .