Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Crap Parenting: Waaahhwaaaahhhwaaahwaahh

Wife to daughter: "So when is your real birthday?" (We were just talking about the party day being different from the actual date.)

Daughter: "um, (thinking), June 25!"

Me: "You have the perfect birthday!! Yourbirthdayisexactly6monthsfromchristmasandsoyouhaveperfectlyspacedallyoumajorgiftcelebrations,wherelikeyourmomandIhave tohavealloursbunchedintoacouplemonthsorlikemeallindecemberandyougetanicesummerparty"

Daughter: "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh"

(honest. She made the noise of incomprehension until I stopped talking . . . . )

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