Oh man, this is goooooo-ooood!! Oh man oh man, where do I start? First: homeless . . . . but has a laptop . . .
Not exactly the kind of person I'm inclined to help. I think we call that "criminal without fixed abode".
Okay, but even better . . . on a site that ought to be called "SugarDaddy.com": Where you can snag yourself a millionaire!! First off, do "millionares" actually need a dating site? Second, how about the "grammy nomination". I mean, hello, you're on the internet . . . can't you look that stuff up?
But frankly, the best part . . . sending a millionare money. I mean, what sort of mental hurdle do you have to go through? Do you think you're buying a timeshare? Is it earnest money? Sorry, but I see nothing but greed here . . . and yet, this poor man, must bear the burden . . .
Ha! Still funny though.