Marilyn Manson will start the new year as a single man.
Yes!! You were looking for a date for New Years?
The goth rocker's marriage to model and burlesque dancerBWAHAHAHAHA!!! I don't know what's funnier: That the dude was married, or that you get "Restored" to the status of single. "Well, you was married, but now you's back to your original condition" Minus wear and tear . . . . hmm, what's bluebook on a 40-ish tax attorney? officially ended Thursday, and the two were "restored to the status of single persons," according to a judgment filed in Superior Court.
Von Teese, whose real name is Heather Sweet, and Manson, whose real name is Brian Warner, have entered a marital settlement, but terms of the agreement were not disclosed for privacy reasons, court papers said.
Um, just what did the wedding announcements say? "Dita (Heather) will be wed to Marilyn (Brian) . . . .
And please. If there's anything funnier than a shock rocker named Brian . . . it would be one named Vinnie Furnier.
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Manson later told Spin magazine he was devastated over the breakup.
"She said she had tolerated the lifestyle because she hoped I would change and threatened to leave if I didn't," he said.Manson, 38, is now dating actress Evan Rachel Wood, the 20-year-old star of "Thirteen" and Across the Universe"
Man! She was just trying to change the dude!! Way uncool!!!
Fun. The best part of celebrity is the poking of the fun.