Putting a new laminate floor and had to move the piano.
Managed to hoist it onto towels which made it so I could slide it in place . . . at which point I called my son in:
Me, lifting up one side of the piano (they are not light, btw, and only have one handle): "Pull the towel . . . hurry."
Then the girl seeing the fun, wanted to help by sticking her hands near a 300lb piano as her dad lifts it up . . .
So of course she got to pull out the towels too . . .
See what happens when my wife isn't around? Child labor abuse, that's what . . .