Friday, August 15, 2008

We needed a study for Beer Goggles?

I KNEW it!!

What I want to know is this:

1) Does it apply to homosexuals? Strictly speaking, we can only confirmed that Heterosexuals drink until people are attractive . . .

2) Does this conflict with the "lime flavored alchoholic drink"? Are you SURE Heterosexuals would drink this? Just sayin's all . . .

I just want to know if there's a big girl/big boy coefficient? After x number of drinks, she's/he's lost Y number of pounds . . . .

2 comments:

Joel B said...

Actually I was wondering how you make non-alcoholic margaritas (since I assumed those were the lime flavored drink)
and who wouldn't know they were drinking virgin margaritas???

now there is an oxymoron -- virgin margarita. LOL

If we are going to talk about a weight related coefficient, we should look into an age related coefficient.

Do women look younger as I get drunker?
perhaps this is the key realization that Cougars make.

hmmm

DougK said...

There are so many questions that come to mind:

1. Did they pick Scotland because of a high density of unattractive women?

2. Who sponsored this study? Beer drinkers or homely women?

3. Is it possible that unattractive women don't find sober men attractive?

4. Is this issue a significant societal problem in Great Britain?

5. What would a society do with the results? Encourage more drinking?

6. Can the results possibly be used to categorize attractiveness? ("Miss, all the men have had one drink, have any made a pass at you? No? Okay, you are a level 1 homely...)

It just doesn't end...........