Thursday, October 2, 2008

Since I'm a bit peevish . . .

A peeve:

Give someone a monetary example. For instance: "and really, it works out to be about three bucks a day. So for the cost of a latte . . . "

The other "person" in the conversation then says: "I don't drink lattes".

WTH?

IT WASN'T ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU DRINK LATTES AND FOR THE RECORD NEXT TIME PROVIDE ME WITH A SMALL ITEM OF VALUE YOU'D PREFER ME TO USE SINCE YOU CAN'T THINK ABSTRACTLY, SO REALLY, ON THE MORE LIKE MY DOG THAN A HUMAN CONTINUUM YOU'RE EDGING CLOSER TO TRIXIEVILLE, BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE SHE'S A NICE DOG AND ALL YOU'RE DOING IS BEING A RECALCITRANT IDIOT SO YOU CAN BE "MASTER" OF THE CONVERSATION . . . YOU WIN!!

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