Thursday, January 17, 2008

More crap parenting . . .

Daughter: "When are Mr. Fishy and Mrs. Fishy coming back from the vet's?

Me: "I'm not sure. They're probably taking a vacation in the ocean! Doesn't that sound like fun?"

Daughter: "Yeah!"

Note: The only trip those fish have taken was to the hereafter, via the toilet. Using the Dad-i (or Mom-i) mind trick isn't pretty, but sometimes necessary.

Note2: Yes, their names were Mr. Fishy and Mrs. Fishy.

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