Step one: Buy the Mrs. some Godiva truffles for Easter.
Step two: After she goes to work, check the box, see that there are three left . . . enter the candy stealing decision tree:
1) Is the it the last piece? Yes? Leave it. No? Go to question 2.
2) Is it the second to last piece? Yes: Go to question 3)
3) Was I a cheap ass who bought the 4 piece box? Yes: Leave it. No: eat a truffle . . .
It was good too . . .