Monday, March 24, 2008

Crap Husbanding . . .

Step one: Buy the Mrs. some Godiva truffles for Easter.
Step two: After she goes to work, check the box, see that there are three left . . . enter the candy stealing decision tree:

1) Is the it the last piece? Yes? Leave it. No? Go to question 2.
2) Is it the second to last piece? Yes: Go to question 3)
3) Was I a cheap ass who bought the 4 piece box? Yes: Leave it. No: eat a truffle . . .

It was good too . . .

2 comments:

metric said...

LOL

It's like the last beer isn't it? You don't mind sharing, but when you go to the fridge and find the last beer that you'd been looking forward to polishing off is gone...

TexasPatrick said...

Eeeeyup. ;-)

If I take one of many, I'm preemptively sharing . . . .