Monday, March 10, 2008

Of course there are no WMDs in Iraq

Because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080310/people_nm/iraq_norris_dc

This one was new to me: "Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"".

Although, I don't remember in his movies where he took out a group of men with one kick . . . the way it's phrased, it sounds like they went down like bowling pins. Not to say he didn't take out groups of men by kicking them . . . . because everyone deserves a little roundhouse chuckylove . . . .

I'm also odd on the "Chuck Norris has become" a cult figure. Dude is a legend. He's not a cult figure, he was a martial arts champion, he was a fargity fargin movie star, and a fargity fargin TV star on NETWORK TELEVISION.

Yeah, he's a bit of an odd duck, you know, an aquired taste. Jebus christo on a jet powered pogo stick . . . . He's been a celebrity longer than 99.9% of the ones you can name off the top of your head, actually was a real athlete before his movie career (Hmm, Arnohld?), ran a chain of martial arts studios, and now, that some guys in the Military like him, he's a "cult"?

On a slightly less excited note: Is it just me, or are the Chuck Norris "Facts" basically more American "Tall Tales"? I mean, if you take some of the old "Paul Bunyan" facts: "Paul could blow out a candle and be in bed before the light went out", Paul did them before Chuck did. But I don't know that Paul B., counted to infinity twice . . . once maybe . . .

1 comment:

Rock Bottom Bruce said...

While Paul Bunyon may have counted to infinity once, maybe even twice, I'm certain he wasn't counting reps on the Chuck Norris Total Gym when he did it....