Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Crap Parenting: "As seen on TV!"

Who here has turned on the tv so the kids will stop bugging them . . . amen brother . . . bonus points if it's not Wrestling . . . .

True story though: They had this tv station we really liked for the kids, called Noggin. No ads, nice calm shows, including a pretentious intro for each show "Franklin Demonstrates group dynamics and creative thinking!" beats binge drinking, I suppose, but I digress . . .

Anyway, it was only on like 12 hours a day. Yeah, the station shut down the kids shows at 6. But did the station go off the air? No. Next up was some Canadian lesbian soap opera . . . teenage lesbian soap opera . . .

It was tame, I mean, it wasn't Spanktravision, but helloooo people, we just got done counting and naming shapes . . . . lets lay off discovering our non-mainstream sexuality for a couple minutes, at least . . .

2 comments:

Rock Bottom Bruce said...

oh man oh man..... so many things to say... can't pick.... brain.... melting.......... down...........

TexasPatrick said...

Thought you'd like this one . . .