Who here has turned on the tv so the kids will stop bugging them . . . amen brother . . . bonus points if it's not Wrestling . . . .
True story though: They had this tv station we really liked for the kids, called Noggin. No ads, nice calm shows, including a pretentious intro for each show "Franklin Demonstrates group dynamics and creative thinking!" beats binge drinking, I suppose, but I digress . . .
Anyway, it was only on like 12 hours a day. Yeah, the station shut down the kids shows at 6. But did the station go off the air? No. Next up was some Canadian lesbian soap opera . . . teenage lesbian soap opera . . .
It was tame, I mean, it wasn't Spanktravision, but helloooo people, we just got done counting and naming shapes . . . . lets lay off discovering our non-mainstream sexuality for a couple minutes, at least . . .