Monday, March 3, 2008

Crap Parenting: the limits of selflessness . . .

don't extend to your food . . .

Me: making a smoothie, on the zone diet. In go the strawberries, blueberries, and daughter looks longingly at it . . .

Her: "Daddy, can I have some smoothie?"

Me: "Sure baby" measuring out a small portion . . .

I then drank the rest damn thing, brain freeze and all, so I didn't have to give her more . . .

(Truth be told, I needed the whole thing, it's all I get to eat. I should have just bribed her with M&Ms for breakfast . . . )

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