Maybe it's just me:
Now, assuming they got the translation right, I loved the bit about "No chief of ours had died of a natural death".
How's that workin' for you? I mean, if you're willing to die, and we're willing to kill you, doesn't the math work in our favor?
The recruiting posters, man, those must be a hoot! "You won't die of Cancer, Emphysema, or complications from Alzheimers! (however joining our organization often causes outbreaks of predator drone syndrome . . . )"