Because they're not 3x as good as a Wendy's hamburger. But everyone was going to lunch and it seemed like the thing to do and I had a recommendation that the burger was good, but meh.
I also hate dumb crap with fries. Shoestrings. Loved by chefs . . . not served to anyone who cares what they spend their money on. Really. With a shoestring fry, it's nothing but the crisp part. There's no middle to the fry. Bad, really. It would be like eating just the outside of a steak.
Anyway. Rant off!